Currently having the following conversation several times a day:

“Ohh! Your mosquito bites! You can buy mosquito nets in the town, you know.”

“Already got one, actually.”

“You are tucking it in nicely?”

“Yep.”

“You should use mosquito repellent then.”

“I am. In fact, I’m using a variety of 5 different kinds, since people keep recommending different ones to me, and none of them seem to do anything. I also have an electric mosquito killer and Black Hit.”

“And you’re still getting bitten that badly?”

“Yep.”

“Boy, do those mosquitoes love you.”

The little fuckers are starting to lay off a bit now, I think, touch wood. I killed one the other day, that’ll show ‘em.